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Hell’s Kitchen

The Santa Cruz chow hall isn’t quite hell’s kitchen but close- so most of us try to come up with creative ‘food choices’ as it were.  And ever since I found a dead fly in my salad, I’ve been extra motivated to create!  What’s that saying about necessity being the father (or mother) or invention? I was lucky enough to score some knock-off Bisquick from the kitchen (my secret how that happened) and with that I’ve made chicken pot pie, cakes and pancakes as a start. I’ve also made a dough, seasoned it and folded in ham and cheese for a homemade Hot Pocket- that one was a hit. (I can hardly write that without singing the little jingle from the commercial!) I’m next going to attempt strawberry cheesecake pancakes using strawberry soda mixed with Bisquick for the batter and my cheesecake filling recipe previously posted.  That will be this weekend’s project. Food works wells for entrepreneurial efforts in here too.  There were a couple of girls going around and selling home-made tamales the other day.  They got together and made 50 or so chicken tamales, wrapped them individually in plastic and sold them for a dollar a piece.  Did a booming business!  I’m not sure exactly how they were made but it looked like the outside had crushed chips made into a cornmeal and then mixed with water. Very clever- and really good. Here’s the ingredients for my pot pie recipe (I use the word ‘recipe’ loosely my mom

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Prison for Dummies Part 4 – Points and why you don’t want them

In a previous post, I talked a little about the different custody levels. When you arrive at Perryville you have a certain number of points assigned to you. Age, the length of your sentence and what you are charged with are all factored in. For instance, each year under 30 that you are adds points. Don’t ask me why, I can’t explain it. If you have a high-level felony conviction or you are considered a ‘violent’ offender as opposed to a ‘non-violent’ offender- more points. And points determine whether you are assigned to a minimum, medium or maximum custody yard. But here’s the rub. You can be ‘re-classed’- happens all the time. Just because you start out in a minimum custody yard does not mean you will stay there. Officers can issue ‘tickets’ for a variety of offenses, large and small. And each ticket adds points to your score, anywhere from 3 to 40, like the way it works with traffic tickets and your driver’s license. Fighting, getting caught with drugs or alcohol, those are what you’d expect to be penalized for. But how about your shirt not being tucked in or your pants hanging over the top of your shoes? Or being late for work, school or a medical appointment? And my favorite- hanging your wet clothes on a makeshift clothesline to dry! Yes, we have to wash our own clothes, but it’s against the rules to hang them up to dry. Who thinks up this stuff anyway? There

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“Neither a borrower nor a lender be”

Here’s something interesting I didn’t know until I got here. It’s called the ‘2 for 1’ rule. This is how it works: If you run out of something and you really want it right now, don’t want to wait the 7-14 days for it to be delivered from the commissary, you could go to another inmate and ask her to ‘two for one it’. This means she gives you one now (maybe a container of shampoo, say) and you pay her back with two containers of shampoo when your order arrives. Do the math! Yes, that is 100% interest! Crazy, but Bank of America doesn’t have a branch here so…it’s what’s done. There are girls who run their own little store. They keep at least one of most items available from commissary and they just 2 for 1 whatever you need! They do a brisk business because girls are always running out of life’s necessities- like coffee and cigarettes. Instant gratification comes at a steep price.

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Secret Santa – Wrapped Up

The Secret Santa project went pretty great- the bags we put together were amazing- stuffed full! Someone even made little individualized cards to go with each one. My friends and I delivered them on Christmas Eve and all the recipients were so excited. Some even cried. I know first hand what it meant to them. When I first got to Cruz I had nothing to even wash my hair with and I would have given anything for a package of just the basics. But they got lots of yummy goodies too for those times you really need a snack. It was fun to see how happy they all were. I did get a little bit of blow-back when a couple of girls nosed around until they found out who’d put the whole thing together and then came to my door demanding to know why they didn’t get one! Sigh. I had to diffuse that situation, but on the whole the Secret Santa project was a good thing, so worth the money and effort. Thanks to everyone on the outside and inside who helped out!

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Halloween at Perryville- Trick or Treat?

Well, the good news is we all had ready-made costumes- yep you guessed it! We were all dressed as orange pumpkins- which isn’t any fun since we all look like pumpkins every day 24-7. So a few girls decided to turn it up a bit and do some festive face painting since we do have access to some makeup and art supplies. They added little cat whiskers or a few fake stitches like a mummy to their faces, that kind of thing. Unfortunately, the powers that be don’t have an appreciation for creative holiday spirit, because they issued them tickets for ‘attempting to escape’.

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Santa Cruz Gots Talent!

So Santa Cruz yard put on a talent show. I’d seen the fliers up for a couple of weeks (yes, with the word ‘gots’ in big letters!) and I wasn’t sure quite what to expect. But a couple of my tutoring students were performing so, of course, I was in the front row the night of the show. There were the usual karaoke numbers, but then one of my students sang a song she wrote herself- acapella! Not only does that take some serious guts, but she totally nailed it.

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Prison for Dummies – Part 3 (Structure)

There are, as you may or may not know. three levels of custody here at Perryville, minimum, medium and maximum. To be classified as minimum, you have to be considered not dangerous and have 5 years or less to serve. Medium and maximum depend on your crimes, but the amount of time doesn’t matter. There is a point system which I’ll discuss in more detail in another post, but I will just say that you get tickets for certain infractions which carry a penalty, a ‘point’ as it’s called. There are also three ‘phases’ which was someone’s idea of an incentive program I suppose. When you arrive, everyone starts out as a Phase One. Phase One allows you one 15-minute phone call a day and one 4-hour weekend visit. There is a $60 limit when you shop the store. Keep in mind that before you can make phone calls or receive visits, someone on the outside has to fill out an application, pay a $25 fee for visitation privileges and wait about 60 days to be approved. Phone calls are also not free and have to be paid for by the person calling from the outside or the inmate can pay for them as well if they are fortunate enough to have any money. Which phase you are on also affects how much you are paid for various jobs on the yard. After six months, if you have no tickets and have passed your mandatory test (more on that later)

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It’s a Party!

Hey, just because we are locked up doesn’t mean we can’t party! Actually, birthdays are kind of a big deal in here, an excuse to celebrate, a way to relieve the boredom and sadness at being separated from family and friends. Of course, the food is the highlight and you can’t have a birthday party without a cake. (Cheesecake is usually the fav and there is a recipe below.) The women get together, make food, play games and give little handmade gifts. On Piestewa yard for my besties last party, I made a big chocolate cheesecake and we all collaborated on buffalo chicken bagels- yummy! Parties require quite a bit of planning, weeks ahead of time because usually we add up the cost of all the food and then everyone who wants to participate contributes some of their ingredients. Then we hold on to them until the day of the party when we ‘cook’. For this party I paid a girl to make a big card and then everybody signed it. I also made a gift bag out of construction paper and we filled it with candy, hair ties and other little things. That was a big deal but sometimes friends just get together and share brownies or a meal. Try the recipe below- it’s surprisingly good! ***Please note- many ingredients don’t have actual amounts or measurements. That’s because the supplies we get from the store are packaged in bags and we don’t have access to measuring spoons or cups.

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Cottage Industries – Prison Style

FYI, there are jobs available in prison.  However, not everyone is fortunate enough to have one and even if you do, the little you earn doesn’t go very far toward buying decent shampoo, lotion if your skin is dry and flaky or a can of tuna to supplement the less than tasty cafeteria food. So, the women come up with creative ways to earn a little extra cash. Doing laundry is a popular one but it’s also very time consuming since it has to be done the old-fashioned way (see the previous blog post from September 1st It’s The Little Things). Laundry services run around $3 a pop. Then there are women who scrub our white tennis shoes (the only color available by the way) using a toothbrush and a denture tab so they look brand new, a constant necessity since we live in the desert, and have to walk through brown dirt and dust every day. The charge for that is usually about $2.00. Or you can pay a ‘housekeeper’ to come and clean your cell every day, every other day or just on weekends. This service includes wiping down all the shelves, scrubbing the sink and floors and emptying the trash. But don’t let the cops catch you- it’s a ticket if you are found in someone else’s cell, even with their permission! There are some who cut and style hair, mend torn clothes, and on an even more creative level, I know a woman who sketches gorgeous

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